What gang? There is no gang anymore, Rae.
- Rae will be a ‘plus size’ size 8 (12 UK)
- Finn will be unrealistically good looking
- Chloe will be unrealistically good looking
- lol is Chop even gonna be on the show? No idea how they will Americanize his character…
- Archie is going to become a walking stereotype
- Izzy is going to become an innocent evangelical pastor’s daughter
More importantly IT WILL NOT BE MMFD! The whole Britpop premise will be abandoned because Britpop was irrelevant in America in the 90s. What the hell are they going to replace it with? 90s American hip-hop? Present day indie? How are they going to go to the pub when the characters are 16 and the drinking age is 21 (vs 18 in the UK)? HOW WILL TEA MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT??????
Honestly though, I’m just really gutted that it will not be the same cast & crew. That doesn’t mean that the American cast will not be talented, I just know that I will not be able to enjoy it because I will be comparing it to the UK cast. You just can’t replace Sharon, Nico (and their chemistry let’s be honest here folks), Jodie (who is amazing), Dan, Jordan, and Ciara. No, just no. And the fact that MTV is the network that is producing the show just kills me.
What SHOULD have happened is that E4 should have sold the rights of the show over to an American network and commissioned series three.
Alternate Scenario: We buy the UK cast & crew plane tickets over to America, and instead of filming a new show, they film series 3. Let’s start fundraising.
There’s no way to eloquently put this. I just can’t go to the mall. It bothers me that I can’t be outside very often. And also to not ever be just ‘some girl’ again. Just being some chick at some place, that’s gone.
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
Happy 28th Birthday, Daniel Sharman! (April 25th, 1986)
Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?
Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.
Imagine forcing a cat in there with you
there are two types of people
What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death
three. three types of people
you could preserve a dead body
Correction, four types.
Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh.